Persona Rp

[Normoro]

FOR NORMORO, CAPTAIN, AND PATCHUMLI ONLY


Here are the guidelines:

• We are in our Junior year of High School at Jefferson High.
  
• Patch, you are 18. So me and Mei are 17.
  
• Post in moderation and be literate.
  
• This is the first day of school for the new school year.
  

NOW LET'S OPEN THIS SHIT UP

[Normoro]

"Well... fuck."
Normoro woke up, completely awake but not looking forward to the day. He grabbed his neon yellow pillow and threw it against the floor, stumbling as he lifted himself up. Dry drool was stuck to his cheek, so he kinda just slapped it off, a slight pain coming across his face. After a quick shower, the thought of school just kinda faded from his mind. All he could think about now was the stupidity of him and his group.

Normoro grabbed his black backpack, lazily draping the right strap over his shoulder. He straightened out his favorite blue shirt with a green, flaming skull on it and looked down at his feet. Black socks covered them, keeping the tiny toes warm in a blanket of wool. As a smile stretched across Normoro's face, he slipped his feet into his diamond-colored shoes and dashed into the kitchen. As he grabbed a chocolate muffin, the door ripped open. The skinny boy ran outside and toward the school, darkness closing over him and a muffin sticking out of his mouth.

As Normoro approached the house of his friend, Hannah, he thought a bit. Maybe today I should try a rock. Finishing the delicious muffin, Normoro grabbed the nearest stone and chucked it into the room of his sleeping captain.

"WAKE UP! Another day of mischief lies ahead." he yelled, hoping he had caused enough of a disturbance to awaken the dozing captain.

(BTW today is Monday.)

[ham]

The sea rumbled, the waters lapping the bottom of the ship. Crew members ran around the deck, tending to their duties, when all halted as the fearless Captain Hannah stepped through her cabin door. "Crew--"

Suddenly, a sharp noise was heard. The sound of a projectile making its way towards a destination. Its destination? The Cap--

"AAAAAAAAH FUCK MY HEAD," screamed CAPTAIN Hannah as a rock thunked her right on the noggin. She took the rock off her head, put on her trademark sunglasses, and lo and behold was that assnut Normoro.

"Aren't you cute, you son of a bitch?" Hannah reached her arm back as far as it could go, and she not-so-lightly chucked the demonic piece of earth right at Normoro's face. "Have a taste of your own medicine you fucker!"

[shiizumli]

Patchumli woke up, feeling as shitty as a piece of shit. He wormed out of bed and shoved his ass outside into the AIDS territory. He then fixed himself a bowl of cereal and wobbled outside, already dressed though he didn't remember taking a shower. He began eating the cereal when he remembered: I DON'T EAT CEREAL! WHAT THE FUCK! Patchumli noticed Hannah shouting at a cocky Normoro. He began swagging up to the ignorant friend and smashed the bowl of cereal on his head.

"NORMORO I DON'T EAT MOFUCKING CEREAL! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME???" Patchumli shouted, his usual emo-sounding awesomeness fading into a hilarious fake anger.

[Normoro]

Normoro smiled slyly as the rock headed toward his body. Already having anticipated this, the quick boy gracefully took a step out of the way. He watched with glee as the stone bounced off the ground... though he didn't notice his sleepy friend sneak up behind him. With a thud, Normoro fell to his knees, milk covering his face and a blue bowl covering his hair. Ignoring his idiotic friend, Normoro laughed widely before turning around and striking Patchumli with the bowl on his head.

"WHAT THE HELL, PATCH?" Normoro shouted, huffing air angrily with a creepy smile on his face.